I cannot find my cat,
He must be hiding out.
I cannot find my hat,
I think its somewhere 'bout.

I cannot find my Wii,
My brother must've taken it.
I cannot find my tea,
my mother must've drinkin' it.

I cannot find my coat,
the one with a dark yellow stain.
I cannot find my boat,
It may have floated off again.

I cannot find my mind.
Oh, actually it's still right here.
I cannot find my dime,
the one I lost, my goodness dear.

I cannot find my phone,
why do things keep vanishing.
I cannot find my bone.
Find it soon? My dog's wishing.

I cannot find my ape.
Oh wait, I don't even have one.
I cannot find my cape,
Without it my costume's undone.

I cannot find my mat,
where in the world could it be.
I cannot find my cat,
I lose a lot of things you see.

~N. W. Ballew